I feel like this is my chance to live.

(Source: vespermartini)


hawxkeye:

fifty favorite fictional characters
↳ 2. Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development)

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.’

did-you-kno:

100-year-old Dobri Dobrev travels more than 15 miles each day to beg for money, and gives every penny to orphanages and churches in Bulgaria. So far he has donated over 40,000 euros. Source

burieddiamond:

It’s September now so I’ve started getting ready for October. ⚡🔮⚡


(Source: princesconsuela)


fuckyeahraimispiderman:

Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

deair:

so how do i relationship


(Source: thekrustyykrabb)


lillaverser:

My dog being real cool

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

(Source: nondeterminism)

(Source: annabellehector)

No human should mislead another by promising them something they know to be untrue.
Santosh Kalwar (via observando)

lanadelgammarey:

the most dramatic scene in the entire show